What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger