What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!