What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.