What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.