What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race