What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Previous Random Joke Next

Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture