What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.