What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

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Wave.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

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