What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature