What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"