What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets