What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.