Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter