Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.