Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.