Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted