Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half