Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.