Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude