Amputate Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude