What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted