What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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You're such a Frank Castle."

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What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Leaving Mustang meets.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.