What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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An asymptoad.

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A dead poodle, split in half.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half