What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted