What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.