What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.