What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.