What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.