What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.