What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

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Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes