What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called?

Radio-Activity

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie