What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

Marie Curie Jokes More Marie Curie Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called?

Radio-Activity