What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )