Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*