Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)