How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.