How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.