What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.