What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.