What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt