What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)