What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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A Bay-gull

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station