How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.