What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Tolkien Jokes More Tolkien Jokes

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

C.S. Lewis Jokes More C.S. Lewis Jokes

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!