Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."