Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !