Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!