How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.