How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.