How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.