Good One Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*