How can you tell the difference between...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....