What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

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They're just alternate fax.

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With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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M'laria