Bad Joke Jokes

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Pun Ishment Jokes More Pun Ishment Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.