Bad Joke Jokes

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Funny Jokes More Funny Jokes

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!