How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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What's a SJW's favorite maths topic?

Triggernometry

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.