What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.