What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"