What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons