What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !