What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo