Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !