Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Screw Old Lady Jokes More Screw Old Lady Jokes

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.