Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste