Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Yodel Jokes More Yodel Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"