Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.