Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

80 Year Old Jokes More 80 Year Old Jokes

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Yodel Jokes More Yodel Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !