Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.