Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.