Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening