How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.