How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev