What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.