What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.