What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.