What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Previous Random Joke Next

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Big Bang Jokes More Big Bang Jokes

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.