What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.