Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Corn Field Jokes More Corn Field Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.