Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.