Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!