What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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By watching corn!

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Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.