What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.