What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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He wanted to work undercover.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

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Tanks for the memories"!

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.