What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.