How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.