How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.