How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.