How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.