How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good