How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.