How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.