Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
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When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
Like a bowling ball.
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
A garbage truck. I'm sorry.