Garbage Truck Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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A fifth.

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Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Flys Jokes More Flys Jokes

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

4 Wheel Jokes More 4 Wheel Jokes

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.