Garbage Truck Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

Why are firetrucks red?

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