What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

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What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.