Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go