Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...