Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!