What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.