What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"