What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"