What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease