What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.