What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.