What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz