What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!