What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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