What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.