Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.