Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!