Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.