Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.