What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.