Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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