What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.