What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena