What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

ele-font

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!