What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !