What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)