What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.