What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)