What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.