How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.