How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY