How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY