How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.