How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.