How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!